Real or fictional, these are the modes of transportation Brian and Mitch flock to. Nathan also reveals his Fast Five Chairs of all time.


Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman

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100 Episodes! Holy moly! You know what you get for us reaching such an accomplishment? Just another episode! Since Über Cinco is a weekly ritual for you, the listener, we thought we'd hash out some other weekly rituals we tend to.

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It's the 2060s, perhaps the 2070s and the Biz Bear Boys have retired. If we survive climate change, WWIII and WWIV, and the great Locust Rush of '54, here's what we'll do with retirement. Also, the fast five ways we could make our first million according to the psychic down the street.

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Longtime listener, first-time contestant Maggie Jo faces off against the Ginger Prince, Mitchell, as they each design the theme, mechanics, and rules of what board games they'd like to play. Don't forget to stick around for Brian's Fast Five Businesses That Shouldn't Exist In a Post-COVID World.

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This year's Oscars was a wake-up call. It's only appropriate to slap people on stage that truly deserve it, so we did the Lord's work and found those people for you. Also, Nathan makes Brian guess what bands people are in and it doesn't go well.

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You've had a bad day and an even worse week, and some jabroni cuts in line at the sushi buffet. I bet you'd have a bone to pick with that jerk! Listen to find out what other bones we'd pick and what Mitch has to say about leisure wear.

Host: Mitch Brinkman

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Toss the family drama out the window! They have been replaced with A-Listers you picked up at the local theater. They were lost, now they are found...as members of your family. The Fast Five: VR Experiences No One Asked For.

Host: Brian Ernst
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Today we celebrate the dunces as we take the dumbest decisions of our lives and memorialize them as attractions at expensive universities. And, a special treat at the end, Top 5 Directions.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have a slightly different show for you this week. Instead of a typical top five list, Mitch and Brian are asking five questions of each other as this twosome episode of U5 is head-to-head amongst buds. No points, no game. Just genuine answers and a roller coaster…

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This week Mitchell and Nathan defend their uses of pen & paper starting the show with an uncomfortable staredown. Host Brian, on the other hand, brings us back down into the gutter with his Fast Five Celebrity Winery Misfires.
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Today's game finds unlikely pairings from classic TV as today's nostalgic Fast Five forces us to relive the Top 5 ways our parents distracted us from on-screen nudity.

Host: Mitch Brinkman

Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent v. Brian Ernst

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The BizBear den welcomes friend of the show Steve Moore to go paw-to-paw with single-fan-favorite (his mom) Mitch Brinkman to reveal their top transactions of all time. And jumping on the bandwagon late, Brian gives his Fast Five phrases he'd say if he was on the Yellowstone ranch.
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You love to hate 'em folks! Brian and Nathan reveal their guilty pleasures they hate-watch. Don't forget to stick to the end for Mitch's Fast Five, the Top 5 Kisses.
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The BizBear Boys duke it out over their favorite Hanx performances in an episode that we had to do absolutely zero research for. We're talking from the heart today as Brian and Mitch reveal their favorite Hanx films while Nathan delivers his Fast Five Walls.
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When a topic requires experience, you get the experts. That's why we brought in special guest Robert Callahan to go against familiar favorite Mitch Brinkman in revealing their endeavors attending all boy high schools and what unique stories they acquired within. Buckle up as host Brian reveals his …

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Good morning campers! Welcome to sleepaway camp or basketball camp or whatever camp! Mitch and Nathan debate their very different camp experiences as Western Illinois goes against the Minnesota wilderness. Host Brian closes out with his Fast Five reasons he is not built for camp.
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It's 2022 and we're tacking the anti-resolution, digging into our selfish ways, and revealing the things that are so awesome about ourselves that we shouldn't change them...EVER! Brian and Nathan go toe to toe as Mitch keeps us on the rails heading towards his fast five things you pretend to be doi…

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Welcome, 2022. Do better.

With that out of the way, listener, please enjoy another clip show showcasing the best of the fast fives we didn't get to highlight from 2021. We'll be back next week, fresh from vacation with a hot little number for you. (Hint: It'll be another Top 5 list.)
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We are deviating from the usual format this week because we got a lot of problems with you people! In true Seinfeldian Fashion, Brian and Nathan air their grievances, complete a feat of strength and hoist up their own Festivus poles. There's also some storytime and a Mitchell Fast Five...The Top 5 …

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The BizBear Boys welcome back magical Christmas guest Mitchell Conti to square off against our very own Mitchell to find the ultimate Christmas foods. Nathan swings his gavel with an iron fist as this week's judge, while host Brian reveals his Fast Five Nutcracker Names and Backstories.
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Strike up the lights and put up the tree...and reach underneath for the biggest present with your name on it. We're going nostalgia today folks as Mitch relives his sports fantasies and Brian takes you through highly targeted toy advertisements of the 90s as they reveal the gifts that changed the c…

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Brother Brinkman joins as U5's second-ever guest host to guide Mitch and Brian through their heart-warming and some cold-hearted holidays they want to see added to the calendar. And don't forget to stick around until the end for Andy's Fast Five genres that were on his Spotify Unwrapped.

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We here in the BizBear Den love cozying up with our favorite Christmas movies, but aren't blind to the problematic and downright terrible moments that pluck you right out of the Xmas spirit. Brian and Nathan reveal their top five moments as Mitch finally reveals his fast five scenarios where you ca…

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Brian and Mitch dig deep to give you the things they're thankful for while Nathan reserves his Fast Five insincere "thank you's" to close out the show.
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