Sept. 9, 2022

Top 5 Favorite Things About the Monarchy

We kept calm and carried on with today's show featuring a special call from King Charles and all of us talking about history with…

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Aug. 29, 2022

Top 5 Reasons Summer Sucks

We're breaking the form today as only Brian reveals his hot take that summer is the absolute worst as Mitch and Nathan must come …

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Aug. 15, 2022

Top 5 Directors with the Best 3-Film Streak

Who's got consistent bangers in a row? We scour IMDB to see which directers put out the best 3 features in a row. Host: Mitch Bri…

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July 25, 2022

Top 5 Travel Mishaps

How many times have you had issues traveling either to work, back home, or halfway around the world? I bet they don't compare to …

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July 11, 2022

Top 5 Methods of Extreme Procrastination

Yes we know we've talked about procrastination before, but we were putting off the real good stories until now. Host: Nathan Henn…

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June 27, 2022

Top 5 Celebrities to Have as Grandparents

The boys are back and in-person to discuss faces from the big and small screen to spoil them on weekends. Host: Brian Ernst Conte…

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May 2, 2022

Top 5 Modes of Transportation

Real or fictional, these are the modes of transportation Brian and Mitch flock to. Nathan also reveals his Fast Five Chairs of al…

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April 25, 2022

Episode 100! | Top 5 Weekly Rituals

100 Episodes! Holy moly! You know what you get for us reaching such an accomplishment? Just another episode! Since Über Cinco is …

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April 18, 2022

Top 5 Retirement Activities

It's the 2060s, perhaps the 2070s and the Biz Bear Boys have retired. If we survive climate change, WWIII and WWIV, and the great…

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April 11, 2022

Top 5 Things That Should Become Board Games

Longtime listener, first-time contestant Maggie Jo faces off against the Ginger Prince, Mitchell, as they each design the theme, …

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April 4, 2022

Top 5 People Who Need to Be Slapped on Stage

This year's Oscars was a wake-up call. It's only appropriate to slap people on stage that truly deserve it, so we did the Lord's …

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March 28, 2022

Top 5 Bones to Pick with People in Public

You've had a bad day and an even worse week, and some jabroni cuts in line at the sushi buffet. I bet you'd have a bone to pick w…

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March 21, 2022

Top 5 Celebrities To Have As Family Members

Toss the family drama out the window! They have been replaced with A-Listers you picked up at the local theater. They were lost, …

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March 7, 2022

Top 5 Questions Amongst Buds

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have a slightly different show for you this week. Instead of a typical top five list, Mitch a…

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Feb. 28, 2022

Top 5 Reasons to Use Pen & Paper

This week Mitchell and Nathan defend their uses of pen & paper starting the show with an uncomfortable staredown. Host Brian, on …

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Feb. 21, 2022

Top 5 TV Crossover Couples

Today's game finds unlikely pairings from classic TV as today's nostalgic Fast Five forces us to relive the Top 5 ways our parent…

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Feb. 14, 2022

Top 5 Transactions

The BizBear den welcomes friend of the show Steve Moore to go paw-to-paw with single-fan-favorite (his mom) Mitch Brinkman to rev…

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Feb. 7, 2022

Top 5 TV Shows You Hate-Watch

You love to hate 'em folks! Brian and Nathan reveal their guilty pleasures they hate-watch. Don't forget to stick to the end for …

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Jan. 31, 2022

Top 5 Tom Hanks Movies

The BizBear Boys duke it out over their favorite Hanx performances in an episode that we had to do absolutely zero research for. …

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Jan. 24, 2022

Top 5 Things Learned From Attending An All Boys School

When a topic requires experience, you get the experts. That's why we brought in special guest Robert Callahan to go against famil…

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Jan. 17, 2022

Top 5 Summer Camp Activities

Good morning campers! Welcome to sleepaway camp or basketball camp or whatever camp! Mitch and Nathan debate their very different…

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Jan. 10, 2022

Top 5 Things You'll Never Change About Yourself

It's 2022 and we're tacking the anti-resolution, digging into our selfish ways, and revealing the things that are so awesome abou…

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Jan. 4, 2022

It's Another Über Cinco Clip Show | Best of Fast Fives

Welcome, 2022. Do better. With that out of the way, listener, please enjoy another clip show showcasing the best of the fast five…

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Dec. 28, 2021

Über Cinco, A Festivus Miracle 2012

We are deviating from the usual format this week because we got a lot of problems with you people! In true Seinfeldian Fashion, B…

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Dec. 20, 2021

Top 5 Christmas Foods To Look Forward To

The BizBear Boys welcome back magical Christmas guest Mitchell Conti to square off against our very own Mitchell to find the ulti…

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Dec. 13, 2021

Top 5 Christmas Presents That Changed the Course of Your Childhood

Strike up the lights and put up the tree...and reach underneath for the biggest present with your name on it. We're going nostalg…

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Dec. 6, 2021

Top 5 Days That Need to Be Winter Holidays

Brother Brinkman joins as U5's second-ever guest host to guide Mitch and Brian through their heart-warming and some cold-hearted …

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Nov. 29, 2021

Top 5 Terrible Moments In Christmas Movies

We here in the BizBear Den love cozying up with our favorite Christmas movies, but aren't blind to the problematic and downright …

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Nov. 22, 2021

Top 5 Things You Are Thankful For in 2021

Brian and Mitch dig deep to give you the things they're thankful for while Nathan reserves his Fast Five insincere "thank you's" …

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Nov. 15, 2021

Top 5 Personalities You Can't Trust

You've met them. You've worked them. You may even have been friends with them. And worst of all...you may be one. These are the t…

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Nov. 8, 2021

Top 5 Hot Streaks

Line 'em up, knock 'em down! Wash, rinse, repeat! These are Brian and Nathan's Top 5 Hot Streaks that either they participated in…

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Nov. 1, 2021

Top 5 TV Characters You'd Butt Heads With

If you were dropped into the world of a sitcom, who would you fight the most? Nathan and Mitch have their answers as host Brian r…

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Oct. 25, 2021

Top 5 Halloween Rituals

Time for the spooky, the terrifying, the somewhat humble traditions Mitch and Brian enact every Hallow's Eve as Nathan delivers h…

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Oct. 18, 2021

Top 5 Prequels

Let's go back to the beginning! This week Brian and Mitch go back a smidge to throw down their Top 5 Prequels which can be from a…

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Oct. 11, 2021

Top 5 Combinations

Mix 'n match, slap together, special recipe! Whatever that secret memorable sauce is, we're gonna lay it on the line this week. N…

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Oct. 4, 2021

Best of Fast Fives So Far

Hello BizBear nation. Due to a sudden bear attack in the studio, we are without a fresh episode this week, but please enjoy the b…

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Sept. 27, 2021

Top 5 Sisters

Whether they took their vow or happen to be the best sibling, our boys Mitch and Nathan duke it out over the Top 5 Sisters of all…

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Sept. 20, 2021

Top 5 Smells

Yes, it was us. We supplied it and won't deny it. Join us on a journey of heartfelt smells that trigger some of Brian and Nathan'…

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Sept. 13, 2021

Top 5 Workplace Mishaps

We are going customer-facing while exceeding bandwidth at the corporate level by hitting KPIs and circling back on last year's tr…

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Sept. 6, 2021

Top 5 Ways to Annoy Your Sibling

We here at Ü5 are all 1 of 2. In this episode, Mitch and Nathan reveal their top 5 ways they were annoyed or were annoyed by thei…

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Aug. 30, 2021

Top 5 Snacks Where Portion Control Doesn't Exist

In the back of the pantry. In a secret bag in the bottom freezer. In that drawer that no one knows about. This is where your go-t…

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Aug. 23, 2021

Top 5 Headlines from the Week You Were Born | 1986 v. 1990

An eighties baby and a big wet boy who has only seen the eighties in the movies go head to head in this showdown of newsmaking ev…

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Aug. 16, 2021

Top 5 Schemes You've Hatched

Fast Five: Royal Titles You Do Not Want Host: Brian Ernst | Mitch Brinkman vs. Nathan Hennenfent Get rich quick, pyramids, and …

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Aug. 9, 2021

Top 5 Reasons to Disappear

Did you do something wrong? Are you trying to avoid responsibility? Did your plan to become fiscally independent go off the rails…

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Aug. 2, 2021

Top 5 Actors That Have Won Razzies

And the Razzie goes to... Join Uber Cinco's Mitch Brinkman and Nathan Hennenfent as they reveal and defend their choices of actor…

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July 26, 2021

Top 5 Memorable Bodily Functions

Fast Five: Reasons To Put Your Fist in Your Mouth Host: Mitch Brinkman | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Brian Ernst This week the contesta…

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July 19, 2021

Top 5 Ways to Quit in Glory

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman Fast Five: Buckets Who doesn't have a fantasy of how they'd leave their…

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July 12, 2021

Top 5 Backhanded Compliments

Host: Brian Ernst | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman Fast Five: Worst Places for Your Car to Break Down Do you ever overanaly…

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July 5, 2021

Top 5 Ways We Should Celebrate America

Put your hand over your heart, and pledge your allegiance to BizBear, because this week, we go 'Merica all over the place. Hear t…

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June 28, 2021

Top 5 Events You've Witnessed In Person

A rare in-person episode sees the BizBear Boys listing off some of the most memorable events they've ever witnessed with their ow…

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