Top 5 Favorite Things About the Monarchy
We kept calm and carried on with today's show featuring a special call from King Charles and all of us talking about history with…
Top 5 Reasons Summer Sucks
We're breaking the form today as only Brian reveals his hot take that summer is the absolute worst as Mitch and Nathan must come …
Top 5 Directors with the Best 3-Film Streak
Who's got consistent bangers in a row? We scour IMDB to see which directers put out the best 3 features in a row. Host: Mitch Bri…
Top 5 Travel Mishaps
How many times have you had issues traveling either to work, back home, or halfway around the world? I bet they don't compare to …
Top 5 Methods of Extreme Procrastination
Yes we know we've talked about procrastination before, but we were putting off the real good stories until now. Host: Nathan Henn…
Top 5 Celebrities to Have as Grandparents
The boys are back and in-person to discuss faces from the big and small screen to spoil them on weekends. Host: Brian Ernst Conte…
Top 5 Modes of Transportation
Real or fictional, these are the modes of transportation Brian and Mitch flock to. Nathan also reveals his Fast Five Chairs of al…
Episode 100! | Top 5 Weekly Rituals
100 Episodes! Holy moly! You know what you get for us reaching such an accomplishment? Just another episode! Since Über Cinco is …
Top 5 Retirement Activities
It's the 2060s, perhaps the 2070s and the Biz Bear Boys have retired. If we survive climate change, WWIII and WWIV, and the great…
Top 5 Things That Should Become Board Games
Longtime listener, first-time contestant Maggie Jo faces off against the Ginger Prince, Mitchell, as they each design the theme, …
Top 5 People Who Need to Be Slapped on Stage
This year's Oscars was a wake-up call. It's only appropriate to slap people on stage that truly deserve it, so we did the Lord's …
Top 5 Bones to Pick with People in Public
You've had a bad day and an even worse week, and some jabroni cuts in line at the sushi buffet. I bet you'd have a bone to pick w…
Top 5 Celebrities To Have As Family Members
Toss the family drama out the window! They have been replaced with A-Listers you picked up at the local theater. They were lost, …
Top 5 Questions Amongst Buds
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have a slightly different show for you this week. Instead of a typical top five list, Mitch a…
Top 5 Reasons to Use Pen & Paper
This week Mitchell and Nathan defend their uses of pen & paper starting the show with an uncomfortable staredown. Host Brian, on …
Top 5 TV Crossover Couples
Today's game finds unlikely pairings from classic TV as today's nostalgic Fast Five forces us to relive the Top 5 ways our parent…
Top 5 Transactions
The BizBear den welcomes friend of the show Steve Moore to go paw-to-paw with single-fan-favorite (his mom) Mitch Brinkman to rev…
Top 5 TV Shows You Hate-Watch
You love to hate 'em folks! Brian and Nathan reveal their guilty pleasures they hate-watch. Don't forget to stick to the end for …
Top 5 Tom Hanks Movies
The BizBear Boys duke it out over their favorite Hanx performances in an episode that we had to do absolutely zero research for. …
Top 5 Things Learned From Attending An All Boys School
When a topic requires experience, you get the experts. That's why we brought in special guest Robert Callahan to go against famil…
Top 5 Summer Camp Activities
Good morning campers! Welcome to sleepaway camp or basketball camp or whatever camp! Mitch and Nathan debate their very different…
Top 5 Things You'll Never Change About Yourself
It's 2022 and we're tacking the anti-resolution, digging into our selfish ways, and revealing the things that are so awesome abou…
It's Another Über Cinco Clip Show | Best of Fast Fives
Welcome, 2022. Do better. With that out of the way, listener, please enjoy another clip show showcasing the best of the fast five…
Über Cinco, A Festivus Miracle 2012
We are deviating from the usual format this week because we got a lot of problems with you people! In true Seinfeldian Fashion, B…
Top 5 Christmas Foods To Look Forward To
The BizBear Boys welcome back magical Christmas guest Mitchell Conti to square off against our very own Mitchell to find the ulti…
Top 5 Christmas Presents That Changed the Course of Your Childhood
Strike up the lights and put up the tree...and reach underneath for the biggest present with your name on it. We're going nostalg…
Top 5 Days That Need to Be Winter Holidays
Brother Brinkman joins as U5's second-ever guest host to guide Mitch and Brian through their heart-warming and some cold-hearted …
Top 5 Terrible Moments In Christmas Movies
We here in the BizBear Den love cozying up with our favorite Christmas movies, but aren't blind to the problematic and downright …
Top 5 Things You Are Thankful For in 2021
Brian and Mitch dig deep to give you the things they're thankful for while Nathan reserves his Fast Five insincere "thank you's" …
Top 5 Personalities You Can't Trust
You've met them. You've worked them. You may even have been friends with them. And worst of all...you may be one. These are the t…
Top 5 Hot Streaks
Line 'em up, knock 'em down! Wash, rinse, repeat! These are Brian and Nathan's Top 5 Hot Streaks that either they participated in…
Top 5 TV Characters You'd Butt Heads With
If you were dropped into the world of a sitcom, who would you fight the most? Nathan and Mitch have their answers as host Brian r…
Top 5 Halloween Rituals
Time for the spooky, the terrifying, the somewhat humble traditions Mitch and Brian enact every Hallow's Eve as Nathan delivers h…
Top 5 Prequels
Let's go back to the beginning! This week Brian and Mitch go back a smidge to throw down their Top 5 Prequels which can be from a…
Top 5 Combinations
Mix 'n match, slap together, special recipe! Whatever that secret memorable sauce is, we're gonna lay it on the line this week. N…
Best of Fast Fives So Far
Hello BizBear nation. Due to a sudden bear attack in the studio, we are without a fresh episode this week, but please enjoy the b…
Top 5 Sisters
Whether they took their vow or happen to be the best sibling, our boys Mitch and Nathan duke it out over the Top 5 Sisters of all…
Top 5 Smells
Yes, it was us. We supplied it and won't deny it. Join us on a journey of heartfelt smells that trigger some of Brian and Nathan'…
Top 5 Workplace Mishaps
We are going customer-facing while exceeding bandwidth at the corporate level by hitting KPIs and circling back on last year's tr…
Top 5 Ways to Annoy Your Sibling
We here at Ü5 are all 1 of 2. In this episode, Mitch and Nathan reveal their top 5 ways they were annoyed or were annoyed by thei…
Top 5 Snacks Where Portion Control Doesn't Exist
In the back of the pantry. In a secret bag in the bottom freezer. In that drawer that no one knows about. This is where your go-t…
Top 5 Headlines from the Week You Were Born | 1986 v. 1990
An eighties baby and a big wet boy who has only seen the eighties in the movies go head to head in this showdown of newsmaking ev…
Top 5 Schemes You've Hatched
Fast Five: Royal Titles You Do Not Want Host: Brian Ernst | Mitch Brinkman vs. Nathan Hennenfent Get rich quick, pyramids, and …
Top 5 Reasons to Disappear
Did you do something wrong? Are you trying to avoid responsibility? Did your plan to become fiscally independent go off the rails…
Top 5 Actors That Have Won Razzies
And the Razzie goes to... Join Uber Cinco's Mitch Brinkman and Nathan Hennenfent as they reveal and defend their choices of actor…
Top 5 Memorable Bodily Functions
Fast Five: Reasons To Put Your Fist in Your Mouth Host: Mitch Brinkman | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Brian Ernst This week the contesta…
Top 5 Ways to Quit in Glory
Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman Fast Five: Buckets Who doesn't have a fantasy of how they'd leave their…
Top 5 Backhanded Compliments
Host: Brian Ernst | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman Fast Five: Worst Places for Your Car to Break Down Do you ever overanaly…
Top 5 Ways We Should Celebrate America
Put your hand over your heart, and pledge your allegiance to BizBear, because this week, we go 'Merica all over the place. Hear t…
Top 5 Events You've Witnessed In Person
A rare in-person episode sees the BizBear Boys listing off some of the most memorable events they've ever witnessed with their ow…