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Top 5 Modes of Transportation
Real or fictional, these are the modes of transportation Brian and Mitch flock to. Nathan also reveals his Fast Five Chairs of al…
Episode 100! | Top 5 Weekly Rituals
100 Episodes! Holy moly! You know what you get for us reaching such an accomplishment? Just another episode! Since Über Cinco is …
Top 5 Retirement Activities
It's the 2060s, perhaps the 2070s and the Biz Bear Boys have retired. If we survive climate change, WWIII and WWIV, and the great…
Top 5 Things That Should Become Board Games
Longtime listener, first-time contestant Maggie Jo faces off against the Ginger Prince, Mitchell, as they each design the theme, …
Top 5 People Who Need to Be Slapped on Stage
This year's Oscars was a wake-up call. It's only appropriate to slap people on stage that truly deserve it, so we did the Lord's …
Top 5 Bones to Pick with People in Public
You've had a bad day and an even worse week, and some jabroni cuts in line at the sushi buffet. I bet you'd have a bone to pick w…
Top 5 Celebrities To Have As Family Members
Toss the family drama out the window! They have been replaced with A-Listers you picked up at the local theater. They were lost, …
Top 5 Moronic Moments Memorialized in Academia
Today we celebrate the dunces as we take the dumbest decisions of our lives and memorialize them as attractions at expensive univ…
Top 5 Questions Amongst Buds
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have a slightly different show for you this week. Instead of a typical top five list, Mitch a…
Top 5 Reasons to Use Pen & Paper
This week Mitchell and Nathan defend their uses of pen & paper starting the show with an uncomfortable staredown. Host Brian, on …
Top 5 TV Crossover Couples
Today's game finds unlikely pairings from classic TV as today's nostalgic Fast Five forces us to relive the Top 5 ways our parent…
Top 5 Transactions
The BizBear den welcomes friend of the show Steve Moore to go paw-to-paw with single-fan-favorite (his mom) Mitch Brinkman to rev…
Top 5 TV Shows You Hate-Watch
You love to hate 'em folks! Brian and Nathan reveal their guilty pleasures they hate-watch. Don't forget to stick to the end for …
Top 5 Tom Hanks Movies
The BizBear Boys duke it out over their favorite Hanx performances in an episode that we had to do absolutely zero research for. …
Top 5 Things Learned From Attending An All Boys School
When a topic requires experience, you get the experts. That's why we brought in special guest Robert Callahan to go against famil…
Top 5 Summer Camp Activities
Good morning campers! Welcome to sleepaway camp or basketball camp or whatever camp! Mitch and Nathan debate their very different…
Top 5 Things You'll Never Change About Yourself
It's 2022 and we're tacking the anti-resolution, digging into our selfish ways, and revealing the things that are so awesome abou…
It's Another Über Cinco Clip Show | Best of Fast Fives
Welcome, 2022. Do better. With that out of the way, listener, please enjoy another clip show showcasing the best of the fast five…
Über Cinco, A Festivus Miracle 2012
We are deviating from the usual format this week because we got a lot of problems with you people! In true Seinfeldian Fashion, B…
Top 5 Christmas Foods To Look Forward To
The BizBear Boys welcome back magical Christmas guest Mitchell Conti to square off against our very own Mitchell to find the ulti…
Top 5 Christmas Presents That Changed the Course of Your Childhood
Strike up the lights and put up the tree...and reach underneath for the biggest present with your name on it. We're going nostalg…
Top 5 Days That Need to Be Winter Holidays
Brother Brinkman joins as U5's second-ever guest host to guide Mitch and Brian through their heart-warming and some cold-hearted …
Top 5 Terrible Moments In Christmas Movies
We here in the BizBear Den love cozying up with our favorite Christmas movies, but aren't blind to the problematic and downright …