May 24, 2022

Update: We're not gone! Don't delete us!

We'll be back very soon, we promise! This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn…

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May 2, 2022

Top 5 Modes of Transportation

Real or fictional, these are the modes of transportation Brian and Mitch flock to. Nathan also reveals his Fast Five Chairs of al…

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April 25, 2022

Episode 100! | Top 5 Weekly Rituals

100 Episodes! Holy moly! You know what you get for us reaching such an accomplishment? Just another episode! Since Über Cinco is …

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April 18, 2022

Top 5 Retirement Activities

It's the 2060s, perhaps the 2070s and the Biz Bear Boys have retired. If we survive climate change, WWIII and WWIV, and the great…

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April 11, 2022

Top 5 Things That Should Become Board Games

Longtime listener, first-time contestant Maggie Jo faces off against the Ginger Prince, Mitchell, as they each design the theme, …

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April 4, 2022

Top 5 People Who Need to Be Slapped on Stage

This year's Oscars was a wake-up call. It's only appropriate to slap people on stage that truly deserve it, so we did the Lord's …

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March 28, 2022

Top 5 Bones to Pick with People in Public

You've had a bad day and an even worse week, and some jabroni cuts in line at the sushi buffet. I bet you'd have a bone to pick w…

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March 21, 2022

Top 5 Celebrities To Have As Family Members

Toss the family drama out the window! They have been replaced with A-Listers you picked up at the local theater. They were lost, …

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March 14, 2022

Top 5 Moronic Moments Memorialized in Academia

Today we celebrate the dunces as we take the dumbest decisions of our lives and memorialize them as attractions at expensive univ…

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March 7, 2022

Top 5 Questions Amongst Buds

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have a slightly different show for you this week. Instead of a typical top five list, Mitch a…

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Feb. 28, 2022

Top 5 Reasons to Use Pen & Paper

This week Mitchell and Nathan defend their uses of pen & paper starting the show with an uncomfortable staredown. Host Brian, on …

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Feb. 21, 2022

Top 5 TV Crossover Couples

Today's game finds unlikely pairings from classic TV as today's nostalgic Fast Five forces us to relive the Top 5 ways our parent…

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Feb. 14, 2022

Top 5 Transactions

The BizBear den welcomes friend of the show Steve Moore to go paw-to-paw with single-fan-favorite (his mom) Mitch Brinkman to rev…

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Feb. 7, 2022

Top 5 TV Shows You Hate-Watch

You love to hate 'em folks! Brian and Nathan reveal their guilty pleasures they hate-watch. Don't forget to stick to the end for …

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Jan. 31, 2022

Top 5 Tom Hanks Movies

The BizBear Boys duke it out over their favorite Hanx performances in an episode that we had to do absolutely zero research for. …

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Jan. 24, 2022

Top 5 Things Learned From Attending An All Boys School

When a topic requires experience, you get the experts. That's why we brought in special guest Robert Callahan to go against famil…

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Jan. 17, 2022

Top 5 Summer Camp Activities

Good morning campers! Welcome to sleepaway camp or basketball camp or whatever camp! Mitch and Nathan debate their very different…

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Jan. 10, 2022

Top 5 Things You'll Never Change About Yourself

It's 2022 and we're tacking the anti-resolution, digging into our selfish ways, and revealing the things that are so awesome abou…

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Jan. 4, 2022

It's Another Über Cinco Clip Show | Best of Fast Fives

Welcome, 2022. Do better. With that out of the way, listener, please enjoy another clip show showcasing the best of the fast five…

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Dec. 28, 2021

Über Cinco, A Festivus Miracle 2012

We are deviating from the usual format this week because we got a lot of problems with you people! In true Seinfeldian Fashion, B…

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Dec. 20, 2021

Top 5 Christmas Foods To Look Forward To

The BizBear Boys welcome back magical Christmas guest Mitchell Conti to square off against our very own Mitchell to find the ulti…

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Dec. 13, 2021

Top 5 Christmas Presents That Changed the Course of Your Childhood

Strike up the lights and put up the tree...and reach underneath for the biggest present with your name on it. We're going nostalg…

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Dec. 6, 2021

Top 5 Days That Need to Be Winter Holidays

Brother Brinkman joins as U5's second-ever guest host to guide Mitch and Brian through their heart-warming and some cold-hearted …

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Nov. 29, 2021

Top 5 Terrible Moments In Christmas Movies

We here in the BizBear Den love cozying up with our favorite Christmas movies, but aren't blind to the problematic and downright …

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