Season 1

July 19, 2021

Top 5 Ways to Quit in Glory

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman Fast Five: Buckets Who doesn't have a fantasy of how they'd leave their job? The BizBear Boys have some ideas that may be able to help you flesh out your plan …

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July 12, 2021

Top 5 Backhanded Compliments

Host: Brian Ernst | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman Fast Five: Worst Places for Your Car to Break Down Do you ever overanalyze and obsess over what a friend or relative said to you? Especially when they utter a complimen...

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July 5, 2021

Top 5 Ways We Should Celebrate America

Put your hand over your heart, and pledge your allegiance to BizBear, because this week, we go 'Merica all over the place. Hear the top ways Brian and Mitch think we should be celebrating America. And don't forget to stick …

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June 28, 2021

Top 5 Events You've Witnessed In Person

A rare in-person episode sees the BizBear Boys listing off some of the most memorable events they've ever witnessed with their own eyes. Mitch leads Brian and Nathan to reveal and defend their events closing with a Fast Five:...

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June 21, 2021

Top 5 First Date Activities

Every single one of us at one time or another needed a dating playbook, and the BizBear Boys are here to give you the only cheat sheet you'll ever need for first date activities to win over your would-be partner. …

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June 14, 2021

Top 5 "Disastrous" Chain Restaurant Meals

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman Things you can set your watch to: Law & Order will be on some channel today, Big Ben and a chain restaurant meal being so over the top it's wonderful, in …

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June 7, 2021

Top 5 Public Pet Peeves

Host: Brian Ernst | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman The BizBear Boys gloriously make the world aware of what grinds their gears, rubs them the wrong way, and flat out steams em up good as they battle it out to …

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May 31, 2021

Top 5 Movies That Came Out When You Were Thirteen

Happy Memorial Day folks! What better way to commemorate our memories than a trip down Hollywood lane? Brian and Nathan reveal and defend their top 5 movies from when they became teenagers, we're talking 1999 vs. 2003 baby! A...

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May 24, 2021

Top 5 Things That Should Only Last a Year

Pop the champagne and hide your valuables, it's our first anniversary! One year of Über Cinco has led to this, a list of things that should not last this long. Did we make our own list? You be the judge. …

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May 17, 2021

Top 5 Life Surprises

Some of them are inevitable, some are downright shocking. This week the BizBear Boys divulge and dissect the life surprises they weren't expecting. Also, the Fast Five Doors of All-Time! This podcast uses the following third-...

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May 10, 2021

Top 5 Things You Watched in Quarantine

Over a year indoors has had us on the hunt for media that our eyeballs could consume to pass the days, weeks and months. And here it is! Brian and Mitch's picks for the best media ingested over the past …

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May 3, 2021

Top 5 Things You Couldn't Do as Kid, but Can as an Adult

Remember all the times you were told "no"? Remember when the teacher used to tell you to shut your yap and fall in line? Well, you grew up and now it's time to show all of them the adult you've …

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April 26, 2021

Top 5 Brothers of All Time

Ü5 welcomes real-life brothers Mitch and Andy Brinkman, brothers who are defending other brothers on their list of Top 5 Brothers. These are fictional brothers, real brothers, and all brothers in between. You got that, brothe...

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April 19, 2021

Top 5 Ways to Kill the Mood

In what may be the lowest of brows, here we present the most effective ways at sucking the ambience out of what was once a joyous moment. These are the bodily functions and acts of carelessness that will make you …

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April 12, 2021

Top 5 Cinderella Stories

This week Mitch and Nathan battle it out for the best rags to riches stories, the true underdogs of our time. We're doing God's work, giving air time to Cinderella stories like Gerald R. Ford and Zip-Up Hoodies! Fast Five …

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April 5, 2021

Top 5 Dollar Store Purchases

Frugality and fiscal responsibility is the name of this week's game. Brian and Mitch go head-to-head with their top dollar store finds. What essential purchases did the BizBear Boys make this week, and will you do the same? D...

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March 29, 2021

Top 5 Ways to Celebrate a Birthday

Hey it comes around each year like clockwork, the day of your birth. Are you a partier or a stay-out-of-the-spotlight type? No matter your Myers–Briggs Type Indicator, Nathan and Brian are sure to have the celebration for you...

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March 22, 2021

Top 5 World History Tinder Matches

In our first ever live show, streamed to SEVERAL people Nathan and Mitch battled out their picks for unexpected historical Tinder matches which somehow yielded TWO STAREDOWNS! Don't forget to stick around to the end of the sh...

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March 15, 2021

Top 5 Happenings to Beware

Beware the Ides of March...and everything on today's episode. Classic contenders Brian Ernst and Nathan Hennenfent reveal their top five happenings to beware which include scenarios to avoid and other possible back stabbing s...

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March 8, 2021

Top 5 Small Locations You Would Get Marooned In

Whether it's a celebrity chef's kitchen or a Scottish island fresh with booze, these small locations are places Mitch and Nathan actually look forward to getting stuck in. Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show f...

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March 1, 2021

Top 5 Lessons You Begrudgingly Learned from Your Parents

The great multi-hyphenate comedian-writer-actor-friend-and all around great person Atra Asdou joins the BizBear boys for a very special episode where she goes head to head with Ü5's very own Brian Ernst. And don't miss Atra's...

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Feb. 22, 2021

Top 5 Fast Food Items to Order Under Pressure

You're having a sidebar conversation or maybe even distracted by the latest notification on your phone when you hear, "What'll you have?" Rattled into making a decision you choose the first thing that comes to mind. We all ha...

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Feb. 15, 2021

Top 5 Broken Promises of Higher Education

Generally speaking, we all had a great experience at college, but there were some things that weren't all they were cracked up to be. Here we go through what grandiose promises higher education laid out for us, and what the …

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Feb. 8, 2021

Top 5 Ways To Get Out of a Social Gathering

Host: Brian Ernst | Guest Judge: Allison Ernst | Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman When the world returns to normal, we will once again need really clever excuses to depart social gathering, or even better, av...

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